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18 No Swearing
 
 

Outside:

You're 18 now. You're an adult.
You have to act your age. Be more
professional ... and learn to
talk without swearing.

Inside:

Screw that shit.

 

 

 Item #18noswearing075

Our price: $8.25 

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Addiction
 
 
Outside:
 
To My Daughter
On Her Birthday
 
 
Inside:
 

You're old enough to hear this now.

Your addiction to chocolate

goes waaaay back.

And it's all my fault.

Happy Birthday!

 

 Item #Addiction100

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Bon Fire 118
 
 
Outside:
 
(1st woman says)
 
I gathered these
large limbs.
 
(2nd woman says)
 
I bound them with cord.
 
(girl in center says)
 
And I'm going to light them.
 
 
 
Inside:
 
We just wanted to give
your birthday cake
some competition.
 
 
 Item #bonfire118

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Brighter
 

Outside:

You can still light up a room ...

Inside:

... these days it's just

one hell of a lot brighter

(& if it weren't for those pesky smoke detectors ...)

 

 Item #Brighter083

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Cake
Inside:

Here’s your present.

Now point me to the cake.

 Item #cake039

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Crow's Feet
 
Outside:
 
I sit here Indian-style.
 
 
 
Inside:
 
& raise a toast
to your new
crow's feet.
 
 
 
 
 Item #CrowsFeet116

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