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Bon Fire 118

Outside:

(1st woman says)

I gathered these

large limbs.

(2nd woman says)

I bound them with cord.

(girl in center says)

And I'm going to light them.

Inside:

We just wanted to give

your birthday cake

some competition.

Item #bonfire118

Our price: $8.25

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Crow's Feet

Outside:

I sit here Indian-style.

Inside:

& raise a toast

to your new

crow's feet.

Item #CrowsFeet116

Our price: $8.25

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Fixed 117

Outside:

(dog says)

That's the LAST time

I get in the car with them.

Inside:

One minute the wind is

blowin' in my face

& I'm thinkin' ... life is good.

The next thing I know,

I can't find my testicles.

Item #Fixed117

Our price: $8.25

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Harley 113

Outside:

(boy demands)

You heard me right!

Inside:

Capital H -

A - R - L - E - Y

Harley!

Item #harley113

Our price: $8.25

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Hooray!

Outside:

(man jumps up)

HOORAY!

Inside:

I survived

the Bush era!

Item #hooray119

Our price: $8.25

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Illiterate 122

Outside:

(woman on right says)

But ... what if the president

reads what you wrote about him?

Inside:

Not much chance

of that happening.

Item #illiterate122

Our price: $8.25

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