You're expecting how many?

I reached out with my BEST POSSIBLE HAND

trying to catch myself. BETTING I could do it,

I went ALL IN. It was a BAD BEAT & I felt a

FLUSH of embarrassment as I went FACE DOWN,

STRAIGHT into the TABLE smashing my

FACE off a HUGE POT so FULL of water

that I would've sworn I fell off a BOAT

into a RIVER as it came splashing down on me.

I had to RAISE myself up. I knew there was NO LIMIT

to the ODDS of my BAD BEAT & I was best SUITED

I must be a BIG BLIND idiot, because after all that,

I SHUFFLED out of the HOUSE without my wallet.

... and that's why there's no MONEY in this card.