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089 Statey

089 Statey

SKU: 089
$12.00Price
Inside: (to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)

Santa got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree

He’d been drinking lots of eggnog
Sleigh was swaying to & fro
Cop turned on the lights & siren
There’s no bail because the banks are friggin’ closed

(Chorus) Santa got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree

Searched his sleigh & found some roaches
He cried “but it’s just mistletoe!”
State cop threw him in the drunk tank
Now Santa’s spending the night spooning Bubba Mo

(Chorus) Santa got pulled over by a Statey
On his way to our house Christmas Eve
This is why we have no pretty presents
Underneath our artificial tree